Missionary (so we can keep arguing) - front

Missionary (so we can keep arguing) - front

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€29,95 EUR
€29,95 EUR €44,95 EUR
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Missionary (so we can keep arguing) - front
  • Missionary (so we can keep arguing) - front
  • Missionary (so we can keep arguing) - front
  • Missionary (so we can keep arguing) - front
  • Missionary (so we can keep arguing) - front
  • Missionary (so we can keep arguing) - front
  • Missionary (so we can keep arguing) - front
  • Missionary (so we can keep arguing) - front
  • Missionary (so we can keep arguing) - front
  • Missionary (so we can keep arguing) - front
  • Missionary (so we can keep arguing) - front
Missionary (so we can keep arguing) - front

Missionary (so we can keep arguing) - front

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€29,95 EUR
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🍻 Your New Favorite Wingman

100% premium cotton with a relaxed fit made for long nights, loud laughs, and meeting people you definitely shouldn’t text back. Perfect for parties, festivals, first dates, terrible decisions, and “I swear this never happens to me” moments. Warning: may cause random conversations, side-eyes from boring people, and unexpected flirting.
Care & Maintenance

Washing Instructions:

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt:

  • Cold water only (hot water is for overachievers)
  • Turn inside out before washing (protect that graphic you're gonna wear until it falls apart)
  • Use a gentle detergent - this garment-dyed cotton is chill, keep it that way
  • First wash might bleed a little, so separate it from your fancy stuff
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry (air drying = more time for snacks)

Drying Instructions:

  1. Avoid High Heat: Air-drying is best to prevent shrinking and maintain the soft texture.
  2. Tumble Dry Low (Optional): If using a dryer, select a low heat or delicate setting.
  3. Remove Promptly: Take the shirt out of the dryer as soon as it's dry to prevent wrinkles.

Additional Tips:

  • Avoid using bleach or harsh detergents as they can fade the color.
  • Do not use fabric softeners, which may affect the shirt's texture.
  • If the shirt has a graphic print, avoid ironing directly on the design. Use a pressing cloth or turn the shirt inside out when ironing.
Shipping & Returns

Good Things Take Time (But Not Too Long)
Free shipping on orders over $85 because we reward commitment to the cause.

Orders ship within 7 days - we're not rushing, you're not rushing, nobody's rushing. Once it leaves our hands, our delivery drivers do their thing and you'll have it in 2-5 days. Track it obsessively or forget about it completely, we support both approaches.

Returns:
The "Something Went Wrong" Policy

Look, we want you to love your gear. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll make it right - that's on us.

Here's the deal:

  • Got something damaged or defective? Full refund, no questions asked.
  • Have 30 days from purchase to let us know
  • Item needs to be unused and in the condition you received it
  • Contact us via website chat - we're actual humans who respond

We're not a faceless corporation. If something's wrong, just reach out. We're all just trying to enjoy the trail without unnecessary drama.

Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it reasonable.

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Questions about the club?

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's exciting journey!
What size would fit me best?

We know sizing can be tricky, that's why we have a handy size chart on every product page. If you're still unsure, don't hesitate to reach out to our friendly customer service team by website´s chat
What materials are your products made of?

We use premium grade, good colors 100% cotton for our apparel.