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Blowjobs are jobs too -
Everything i love is illegal expensive blonde -
Exercising just enough to f=ck & fight. -
Federal booty inspector -
Friday is my second favourite f-word -
Haven´t lost my virginity because I never lose -
Horny -
I have a girlfriend, stop replying when I text -
If I am flirting with you... please cooperate -
I´m scared of girls -
Lack of bitches makes my vision blurry -
Missionary (so we can keep arguing) -
Nobody cares until you´re rich, pretty or dead -
Sit on my face so you can read this shirt -
Told myself to stop drinking -
Your hole is my goal