T-Shirt Sale!

Everything I love is illegal, expensive or blonde

Undiagnosed (but something ain´t right)

Told myself to stop drinking

Missionary (so we can keep arguing) - front

Missionary (so we can keep arguing)

Exercising just enough to fuck and fight

Wanna be my cardio? (respectfully) - front

Undiagnosed (but something ain´t right) - front

Told myself to stop drinking - front

No body cares until you´re rich, pretty or dead

Never trust a girl behind the dj booth

My girlfriend will kill you

I´m not flirting, just hot and like to talk

I flirt as a joke and panic when it works - front

I flirt as a joke and panic when it works

I don´t need Chat GPT, my girlfriend knows everything

I don´t care if she got red flags, I´m a bull

Friday is my second favourite F-word - front

Dress italian, drive german, merry swedish

Don´t invite me to afters, I have no self control

Casually having a weakness for blondes